Some readers of this blog, and most people that know me for real, know that each and every year, myself and a small gang of my friends participate in an awesome act of gluttony that none of us are truly proud of. We may act like we are proud of it and are true American heroes for pulling it off, but we all know the truth is far from that statement.
Annually, on the first day of Spring, Rita’s gives out free ice all day long. It’s just something they do. It rules too. I’m a big water/Italian ice fan so I look forward to this day all year long. On this day, this aforementioned group plans out a tour of local Rita’s locations in an attempt to try as much ice as possible. This is not at all about trying to take advantage of a free thing. This is about camradery. This is about adventure. This is about trying as many new flavors as possible. This is about overcoming adversity and triumphing in the face of evil! Okay, that last one…not at all. You get the point though, it’s about having fun and going for an adventure.
This year, was our biggest tour yet and, by far, the most successful. We hit 13 locations. It was impressive! We started early and learned from mistakes made in years previous. When trying to pull of a successful Rita’s tour, you must start your day early, drink plenty of water, eat a sugar-free breakfast, stop for a solid lunch, opt for sugar-free flavors at about a third of the stops, and NEVER (never) eat more than half an ice. Actually, try to keep it to about a quarter to a third of each ice. Ask for a kid’s size. We learned last year that some locations won’t give you a kid’s size and insist that the only way to get the free ice is to get the regular size. Doesn’t make sense, but that’s the way it is. Not all locations say this though, so it’s recommended to ask.
By the end of the day, I was glad to know that I wouldn’t be having anymore sugar. My blood was crying out for insulin, but I felt better than some previous years. Still, I felt accomplished.
We tried a lot of flavors throughout the course of the day, many new ones that we’ve never had before. Butterscotch Krimpet was excellent, I didn’t even know it existed. However, the best flavor of the day was Iced Coffee. I believe it’s a new flavor and only one location we hit had it. It tasted like a Dunkin Donuts Coffee Coolatta. It was heaven in a cup. If you see this flavor at a local Rita’s, get it. Trust me.
Here is a full list of flavors I personally ordered. I didn’t actually get the Iced Coffee myself, I screwed up big time with that decision.
- Swedish Fish: I’ve had this many times before. It started as a limited time only flavor, but I wrote them and asked them to keep it around. I like to think they did it for me.
- Root Beer: Tasted just like a root beer barrel hard candy.
- Green Apple: One of my favorites, but tasted extra sugary this time around.
- Kiwi-strawberry: I wanted to try Twisted Melon (never had it before), but they ran out before I got to the counter. This was good though.
- Birthday Cake: I’ve only had this once before, but it seemed to taste better this time. Tastes like vanilla cake frosting.
- Key Lime: Tasted just like the yogurts I get!
- Caramel Apple: I love the little apple chunks in it. This has been one of my favorite flavors for a long time.
- Cranberry: A huge burst of flavor in this one. Extremely good.
- Sugar-free Citrus Green Tea: I was the only one that liked this flavor. There’s more citrus than green tea flavor.
- Fudge Brownie Cream: Nope, don’t like it.
- Cheesecake Cream Ice: This is the real deal. Love it.
- Sugar-free Mango Peach: The artificial sweetener is very apparent in this one. Not bad though.
And of course, here are the photos from the day. There’s a lot, enjoy!